Ralisation : Jeff Schaffer
Scnario : Larry David, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer

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- 10:53 - http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Hillary

- 21:24 - http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Kane#Synopsis

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- She texted me. Yeah, a smiley face at the end.
- See, I hate that.
- I told her about the smiley faces. I can't stand it. And everybody uses them!
- I don't understand.
- What, are they gonna be in newspapers soon? The "New York Times" headline: "Unemployment drops off :)"

- I will be the Edmund Hillary of shitting where you eat.

- Finally the guy dies. She found out on the phone in my office, yeah.
- Oh my God, that's awful. I know what she must be going through because my dad died about two years ago.
- Huh.
- What was that? That's all you have to say when I tell you my father died?
- What should I have said?
- "I'm sorry to hear that." "Sad news"?
- With all due respect, don't you think the sorry window has closed on that?
- The sorry window? I didn't know there was a sorry window.
- Two years, you're still getting sorries? I don't think so. That's a long time for sorries.
- I don't think so.
- That's like saying "Happy new year" in October.

- Excuse me. You've got something on your head.
- I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you. ;("

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Enjoy, guys. 8)